Concise Glossary of Science

Here are some definitions you might need to know...

Biology: Study of microscopic green things that wiggle.

Chemistry: Study of magical, dangerous, and smelly phenomena.

Freshman Science: the study of freshmen; yields interesting and unpredictable results especially when bells are rung.

Geology: Martial art involving hammering at rocks.

Mathematics: Study of everything that is too theoretical and abstract for humans to understand.

Mathematicians: Strange beings that appear to sit in chairs, pace around, and think for long periods at a time.

Physics: the study of all that is confusing.